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'...A vehicle clocked at more than 1,800 miles per hour!'

Trial by Media

Police Feline Unit

Billy. The Kid.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Next camera crew 5 mins

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'We've got a new DNA database...'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

"No offence Jon, but..."

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

Arrest of La Tuta

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"You have the right to remain silent."

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

'Okay, just be patient -- it could be months before they learn to obey all of these.'

"I realise that you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, dear. But, this is our car!"

Police T.V. Appeal, "It's the new softy softy approach!"

"C'mon man, you got the wrong species."

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'