Law Enforcer Admirer Mugs

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

Next camera crew 5 mins

Slow Night

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

'Can I have your autograph...?'

Nun confronts mugger.

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

Life in the Fast Lane.

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

"Yeah, well, you sure don't drive like a slow loris."

Dog Points Out Dog-Catcher in lineup.

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

Just doing my bit towards breaking up the banks...

'Call for back-up.'

Early Profiling

I've heard of on-line banking, but I think this may be the first ever attempt at an armed, on-line bank robbery!"

'I always need motivation to exercise. Like being chased by the cops.'

'It's for my glaucoma.'

'...A vehicle clocked at more than 1,800 miles per hour!'

No Parking.

"I'm a Texas Ranger."

"Do I get the reward if I hand myself in..?"

'Police Navidad!'

"Impressive brawl skills."

Crime Review - 'And here's one of us celebrating a bank heist.'

'I'm sorry, Catherine, but my feelings for you have changed since you reported me for stealing cable.'

Boy caught by a policeman

'If you give up the right to remain silent, you get to keep all bragging rights.'

"Suspicious package under the Christmas tree? OK, please just stay calm and remain on the line."

Referee avoiding barrage of thrown objects.

Police Training School.