Car Chase Fanatic Gifts

Just drive home, Howard --- I feel like chasing it tonight.

'Great car-chasing scenes!'

"Google car."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Roads with a view.

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Cars at the drive in.

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'

'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'

'He's training for a career in law.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

Formula One

'There are 12 in my family. Do you have anything smaller?'

"I don't get it. Diego Dominguez has a 1963 Chevy Impala convertible, all the girls think he's cute and all the guys think he's cool! Why can't I have that?"

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

"Cool! A 1964 Impala!"

USA super power

This guy's wife got a second job to buy him a fresh pair of spoke rims for his 1959 Impala. Talk about true love."

Car all battered at the back with a sticker in rear window - 'No baby or small person on board'.

Ernie, you're still not being honest in the ad for the cars you're selling! Many of these were abandoned! That's why I say "driverless cars"! And lighting torched this one! Making it a type of "electric car." This was totally trashed when taken for a joyride! So I was accurate when I called it a "recreational vehicle." And the limo - It gets 5 MPG, but you say it gets over 20MPG! That's why I also say "It's a stretch"!

You go ahead - I only chase classic cars.