Comedic Car Chase Connoisseur Gifts

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'Time to buy.'

'Choose, Fenster

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'It's Blurred.'

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

Sleigh Ride

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

"Sorry, I'm not criticizing your driving so much as I'm marvelling that you're still alive."

'In an unexpected development, an illegal alien won 'American Idol.''

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

The Hybrid

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

The violin lesson

'As you can see, the region is full of investment opportunities.'

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

'Binocular, infra-red camera, directional microphone: Let's go and do some stalking...'

A guy is looking at his car that's about to go over some falls.

"Well, technically, he's supposed to draw the sword from the stone....but I'm not going to argue the point."

"It's the naps you don't take that you regret the most."

"For goodness sake, Todd, you can't expect me to fly south for the whole winter without bringing a few things!"

'An indecisive pointer.'