Comedic Car Chase Connoisseur Pillows

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

'Time to buy.'

'Choose, Fenster

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

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"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

'It's Blurred.'

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

'All You Can Eat Wings.'

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

The Hybrid

"Sorry, I'm not criticizing your driving so much as I'm marvelling that you're still alive."

'In an unexpected development, an illegal alien won 'American Idol.''

Sleigh Ride

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

'As you can see, the region is full of investment opportunities.'

The violin lesson

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

"It's the naps you don't take that you regret the most."

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'

"Well, technically, he's supposed to draw the sword from the stone....but I'm not going to argue the point."

'Binocular, infra-red camera, directional microphone: Let's go and do some stalking...'

A guy is looking at his car that's about to go over some falls.

"For goodness sake, Todd, you can't expect me to fly south for the whole winter without bringing a few things!"