Comedic Car Enthusiast Gifts

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

"Sorry, I'm not criticizing your driving so much as I'm marvelling that you're still alive."

"Can you write up the ticket without using the word bowling ball?"

To avoid the nuisance of unattended car alarms, all 2008 models must have owner specific alarms.

"Do you sell backup cameras?"

"Why do they do that?"

"Google car."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"I need to tinkle."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Dog Park

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Under pressure.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Motor Tourism

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Useless add-ons.

Deflator mouse

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'