Comedic Car Adventures Gifts

"Damned Sat Nav!"

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

I break for toilet paper

A series of Exit signs.

"Sorry, I'm not criticizing your driving so much as I'm marvelling that you're still alive."

Gas eyedropper.

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

No U-turns

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

'If you're a driver who likes it all, take a look at this! Sour cream, onions, cheddar cheese, and bacon bits - this baby's loaded!!!'

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"I told you not to break so hard."

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'

'And this little warning light flashes when the outside air becomes too polluted to breathe.'

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

"Do you sell backup cameras?"

'My car has been acting funny.'

'I've got to hang up now, There's someone at the door.'

'Not you again. I thought you would've learned your lesson the last time.

'Would Sir like his squeak to be pleasing?'

Later, in the Intensive Care Unit, James suddenly remembered that beer, bravado and Rottweilers don't mix

"Can you write up the ticket without using the word bowling ball?"

'Okay. Now, try to parallel park while talking on your cell phone and changing songs on your ipod.'

'Do you think you could teach me how to drive just as far as the airport?'

Driving School - "Now I want you to reverse around a corner whilst talking into your mobile phone."

'He chases cars and the other day he caught a Prius and simply ruined it!'

No Radio on Board