Comedic Car Adventures Gifts

"Damned Sat Nav!"

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

I break for toilet paper

A series of Exit signs.

"Sorry, I'm not criticizing your driving so much as I'm marvelling that you're still alive."

Gas eyedropper.

No U-turns

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

'If you're a driver who likes it all, take a look at this! Sour cream, onions, cheddar cheese, and bacon bits - this baby's loaded!!!'

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"I told you not to break so hard."

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'And this little warning light flashes when the outside air becomes too polluted to breathe.'

"Do you sell backup cameras?"

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

Car rot. I thought you would like to know! Carrot. Do you want a punch in the knows?!

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

'My car has been acting funny.'

Well, @#^*, I put the wrong net in my GPS.

'I've got to hang up now, There's someone at the door.'

Parrot Families: 'Daddy! Mikels repeating every single thing I say!' 'Atta boy Mike!'

'Not you again. I thought you would've learned your lesson the last time.

"Can you write up the ticket without using the word bowling ball?"

'Would Sir like his squeak to be pleasing?'

"Whew! I didn't think we'd find a parking spot."

Later, in the Intensive Care Unit, James suddenly remembered that beer, bravado and Rottweilers don't mix

'Okay. Now, try to parallel park while talking on your cell phone and changing songs on your ipod.'

'Bob, the 'check engine' light just came on,'

Driving School - "Now I want you to reverse around a corner whilst talking into your mobile phone."

No Radio on Board

To avoid the nuisance of unattended car alarms, all 2008 models must have owner specific alarms.

'He chases cars and the other day he caught a Prius and simply ruined it!'