Comedic Ride Adventurer Gifts

"I told you not to break so hard."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Airport Security.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

Touring Holidays - On the P***

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

Lambo

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

'Next year we're going where our luggage goes!'

"You and your crazy idea to hitch-hike through Venice!"

"I have to go wee-wee."

Maps to the Stars

Tunnel of Fudge!

'Not much game about today,boy!'

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

"Yes, who do I punch in the face for overbooking my flight?"

The only way to get a rain free British holiday is to camp above the clouds.

BOOZE & SNOOZE: 'It's a bed and breakfast with a liquor license.'

'Did you pack your own luggage?'

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'

"Of course I flunked the spelling test. My pencil doesn't have spell check!"

COWS: Cow Carrot Incentive Error

'The Marshall of the Edna Badlands valued comfort over speed any day.'

"I'll check again but I'm pretty sure drinking all day isn't one of the activities."

'Luckily, my iPod contains a set of 10 songs I'd like to listen to if I were stranded on an island.'

"Our maintenance crew is fixing a problem that should only take a few minutes but which will haunt you for the duration of the flight."

Gurus wise words on lost socks