Comedic Ride Adventurer Gifts

"I told you not to break so hard."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Airport Security.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Touring Holidays - On the P***

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

Lambo

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

Maps to the Stars

Currency Exchange. Hebrides Travel Agency. They said that for one hundred dollars, Skye's the limit.

'Not much game about today,boy!'

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

'Next year we're going where our luggage goes!'

"I have to go wee-wee."

Tunnel of Fudge!

"You and your crazy idea to hitch-hike through Venice!"

"Yes, who do I punch in the face for overbooking my flight?"

The only way to get a rain free British holiday is to camp above the clouds.

BOOZE & SNOOZE: 'It's a bed and breakfast with a liquor license.'

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'

COWS: Cow Carrot Incentive Error

"Of course I flunked the spelling test. My pencil doesn't have spell check!"

'The Marshall of the Edna Badlands valued comfort over speed any day.'

"I'll check again but I'm pretty sure drinking all day isn't one of the activities."

'No, not that Bill Gates.'

'Did you pack your own luggage?'

'Luckily, my iPod contains a set of 10 songs I'd like to listen to if I were stranded on an island.'

"Our maintenance crew is fixing a problem that should only take a few minutes but which will haunt you for the duration of the flight."