Crash Test Fan Mugs

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"The invention of taxidermy."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

'... and make it look like an accident.'

'I always wanted two lips!' Why the chicken crossed the road.

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Head in the sand.

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

'No, you can't take a mulligan on your test.'

Submarine emerges on top of building

"The ice at the rink isn't smooth. I think the maintenance team slipped up."

'The last time you were here, your room was trashed.'

When Butt-dialers Talk

'Junior just found out he was an accident.'

"Easy does it, Ralph."

Carcrash Television.

'This industry's going to the wall!'

I think it's your suspension!

'How come I never get to drive on our dates?'

Crash dummy test lab has sign: 1039 days without an injury.

"There it goes again. That dang phone's here someplace..."

'That charge is for amy accountant because this job is going to put me in a higher tax bracket.'

0 Days Since Last Accident

"I had a little fender bender on the way home. The fender is in 6th Ave., the bumper on the 5th ave, the door on 4th and the hood around the corner."

Crash Test Smartie

Once again, the texting dummy has missed the wall.

Crash test dummy has sign in rear of test car that says "Dummy On Board"

See you later --- I'm sure we'll run into each other soon.

Keep Apart 2 Chevrons

"I brought you a new car last year."