Safety Test Fan Prints

Crash Test Smartie

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

'It's an old work injury.'

"...And now step 2 disconnect power before plugging in..."

'I always wanted two lips!' Why the chicken crossed the road.

Fire Assembly Point

How to become the perfect waiter. Lesson 83.

'The food inspector, Sir!'

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

Genetic Engineering - biohazards dept.

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

'No, you can't take a mulligan on your test.'

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

'The scary part is, he's in charge of quality control.'

'Any worldly advice?' 'Yep. Don't get up too quickly.'

'Hey, look, the sprinkler system works.'

"Quick... STOP, DROP & ROLL!"

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

Safety pin factory.

All Food Must Be Covered

All-natural organic - no preservatives or pesticides.

"Easy does it, Ralph."

"I understand your concern, but you don't have to wear that suit when getting on a public website. That's not how germs are spread."

'I told you not to play with matches.'

'The last time you were here, your room was trashed.'

Betty liked to use safety glasses

Oog's Fire Shop. Would you be interested in a maintenance agreement?

Warning! Do not slam into this sign while chasing after fly balls.

Every now and then, Doreen liked to see how many people were paying attention to her safety talk.

"I'm looking for a sense of security and piece of mind in a short-recoil-operated, single-action semiautomatic."