Test Prep Fan Prints

'No, you can't take a mulligan on your test.'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

Control and Out of Control Group

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

Murder trials at the criminal court shown as a theatrical show

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

'Are you sure his hat was like that when we started?'

'. . . And I'm taking the lab rats with me!'

'The food inspector, Sir!'

After the Feds closed down Pavlov's lab, Rex was luck enough to land a nice civil services position.

'The scary part is, he's in charge of quality control.'

'Oh. I thought it was just a typo on their sign.'

'No doubt about it. As long as they don't understand the concept of medicine, the placebo won't work.

"You know, ever since I've started working here, I've had this craving for cheese."

'As a Potato & a Farmer he has a unique perspective on the GM issue.'

Boy holding baby with tag reading 'J Smidgley Biology O' Level Practical Results.'

'I hope it's not a matching test. I have trouble with matching tests.'

All-natural organic - no preservatives or pesticides.

Hello?

All Food Must Be Covered

Flood Ready Cows

Magic Tricks

"Wait! I know the answer!"

"Due to company policies we won't be serving exotic food in the canteen."

Authorized rodents only.

Sock Salesman Award

Crash Test Smartie

"I don't have all night, Miss. Are you going to push that button or what?"