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'No, you can't take a mulligan on your test.'

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

Control and Out of Control Group

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

Murder trials at the criminal court shown as a theatrical show

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

'Are you sure his hat was like that when we started?'

'. . . And I'm taking the lab rats with me!'

'The food inspector, Sir!'

Mice-Maze Lab. Hey, no using Mapquest!

After the Feds closed down Pavlov's lab, Rex was luck enough to land a nice civil services position.

'The scary part is, he's in charge of quality control.'

'Oh. I thought it was just a typo on their sign.'

'No doubt about it. As long as they don't understand the concept of medicine, the placebo won't work.

They put their hands under me so I'll blow hot air. They put their hands under me so I'll run water. You don't want to know what they put in front of me so I'll flush.

"You know, ever since I've started working here, I've had this craving for cheese."

'As a Potato & a Farmer he has a unique perspective on the GM issue.'

'We need to be more proactive less reactive.'

Boy holding baby with tag reading 'J Smidgley Biology O' Level Practical Results.'

'I hope it's not a matching test. I have trouble with matching tests.'

All Food Must Be Covered

All-natural organic - no preservatives or pesticides.

Flood Ready Cows

Magic Tricks

Hello?

"Wait! I know the answer!"

"I don't have all night, Miss. Are you going to push that button or what?"

Sock Salesman Award

Crash Test Smartie

"Due to company policies we won't be serving exotic food in the canteen."