Fire-starting Fans Gifts

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"Love your ambiance!"

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"Let's just binge watch this."

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

Donald Trump

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

Bonfire

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Bath Bonfire

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

July 5...payback.

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

'I just discovered fire!'

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

'Hey, Mr. Harris, I've got your fresh fire wood here, where do you want it?'

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

'I just can't keep up with all this modern technology.'