Fire-starting Fans Gifts

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

"Love your ambiance!"

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

"Let's just binge watch this."

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

I've invented "fire." It'll accelerate global warming and get us out of this ice age!

Donald Trump

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

Bonfire

Bath Bonfire

July 5...payback.

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

'I just discovered fire!'

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

'Hey, Mr. Harris, I've got your fresh fire wood here, where do you want it?'

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

'We've created fire! We're Gods!'

This "fire" we discovered has gone out. I'll call tech support.

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'