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Good News about winter

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

101 uses of a dead cat: toast fork

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

"Now, are you warm enough or should I put some more wood on the fire?"

Ol' Man Winter in a stocking.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

"I'm really getting burned out here at work."

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"Bailey! That's not funny!!"

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'Home sweet home'.

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

Dog with chew toy.

An snail shell with a chimney

Satan in the fireplace

Santa relaxes by Fire

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

Book Burning is Always Wrong?

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

Collecting logs

Dragon fireplace

The two friends