Fireplace Gifts

Good News about winter

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

101 uses of a dead cat: toast fork

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

"Now, are you warm enough or should I put some more wood on the fire?"

Ol' Man Winter in a stocking.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

"I'm really getting burned out here at work."

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

"Bailey! That's not funny!!"

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

'Home sweet home'.

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.

Please roll over and breathe the other way.

Santa relaxes by Fire

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

The two friends

Smiley

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

Satan in the fireplace

An snail shell with a chimney