Fireplace Friend Gifts

'Ben shot my gun twice. You're looking at the first time, and the last time.'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Welcome Spring.

Good News about winter

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Smokey The Tree"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Monkey-artist

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Santa Dog

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Ecology.

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

Deforestation in Romania