Fireplace Friend Pillows

'Ben shot my gun twice. You're looking at the first time, and the last time.'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Welcome Spring.

Good News about winter

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Smokey The Tree"

Monkey-artist

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Santa Dog

Ecology.

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Relaxing in front of a fire.

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

Deforestation in Romania

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'