Fireplaces Gifts

'In retrospect, maybe we should have gone for the smaller fireplace.'

'I don't care what you say.. it's too cold to stand out there.'

Santa crawling out of log burning stove.

'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

Anyone who believes 'where there's smoke, there's fire' never tried to start a fire in a fireplace.

Beginning fires for the winter - Something wrong with the chimney.

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

As it was a cold evening, Lily chucks on some more coal.

'Let's get these coats off, get over by the fire and get nice and toasty.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

But the really great thing about these multifuel stoves is that you can burn almost ANYTHING in them!

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"It's like our first evenings...when YOU brought in the firewood!"

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Couple burning romance graffiti

An snail shell with a chimney

'Ben shot my gun twice. You're looking at the first time, and the last time.'

'Isn't it romantic to have a fire?'

Collecting logs

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.

Book Burning is Always Wrong?

A Centipede's Christmas

A hunter sits reading by the fireplace with Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer and the Easter Bunny's heads mounted on the wall as trophies.

'Listen, If fur coats really kept the cold out how come cats always sit in front of the fire?'

Smoke Signals

The Winter Chimney Cleaner

A devil cat warms itself in front of the fire.

'No-I am NOT warming the pot!'

If you aren't too sharp, it's better not to fake it. Probably won't come out right: 'Sometimes, to unwind, I like to curl up by a fire and burn a good book.'

"It must be a lot colder than I thought."

"Fetch!"

Dog with chew toy.

I know this place is horrible, but this spot is just so darn cozy.

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...