Fireplace Relaxation T-Shirts

Grim Reaper reading a book in front of fire

Good News about winter

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

'Gee, mom, you know I want to visit - I'm just so darned busy.'

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

Baby it's cold outside.

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

"Well, as usual, I'm toasty. . ."

'You can't imagine how happy we are to find a vet who makes house calls!'

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

"So what books didn't you get around to reading during lockdown?"

"You're home from work now Dear, you can go back on your default setting."

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.

Book Burning is Always Wrong?

Dog with chew toy.

"It's amazing! A couple of inches of snow and the whole country grinds to a halt!"

Satan in the fireplace

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

Santa relaxes by Fire

Collecting logs

The two friends