Wildfire Prevention Advocate T-Shirts

"I'm a volunteer firefighter: From up here, I can spot the fires early..."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

The New Normal

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

'If you insist on doing the barbeque,I insist on alerting the Fire Brigade !'

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

The painting Painter

After we hibernate, there's always so many take out menus to gather up

"Due to the fire hazard of having so many lighted candles gathered in the same place I have made you two cakes! Happy Birthday!"

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

Tornado Season in America.

Athlete

"Well, you're on the endangered species list, so you had to expect high premiums..."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"This is what happens when you lack a brain and throw your own surprise birthday party."

Hello, fire department and sundry municipal services. Help! Fire! It's the kitchen! Don't panic. Remain calm. Calm?! We've got a major grease fire. Hey, I can't be expected to do everything … What? Answer the phones, put out fires, clean the parks, garbage collection … What part of fire don't you understand?!

Rotisserie Chicken Rope Maker

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

"You realize there is no 'smokey bull'."

"Where did you get that?"

"Why did I come in here?"

Ron, I used this while you were on vacation. Please refill. Love, mother.

'Hey you! You work here, don't you? You people could be in real trouble with the fire marshal for not having any smoke detectors! I assume they make regular inspections around here?'

"Don't forget to call the Fire Department."

Pay Now . . . or Pay Later.

'I warmed up your side.'