Fire Prevention Advocate T-Shirts

Global Warming and Western Wildfires.

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"Smokey The Tree"

The New Normal

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

'The casserole didn't make it.'

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Forest Management

'If you insist on doing the barbeque,I insist on alerting the Fire Brigade !'

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

"Due to the fire hazard of having so many lighted candles gathered in the same place I have made you two cakes! Happy Birthday!"

'I know the fire's in the kitchen, but that program just irks the hell out of me.'

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

"Why do you always wear pants?"

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

Fire Assembly Point

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot