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Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Smokey The Tree"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

The New Normal

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

Fire door.

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

"We've completely child-proofed our home."

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

'The casserole didn't make it.'

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

Santa hosing the Chimney.

'If you insist on doing the barbeque,I insist on alerting the Fire Brigade !'

Forest Management

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

"I've invented the fire extinguisher."

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

Fire Assembly Point

"Due to the fire hazard of having so many lighted candles gathered in the same place I have made you two cakes! Happy Birthday!"

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'