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Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Smokey The Tree"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

The New Normal

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

Fire door.

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

'The casserole didn't make it.'

To prevent geese from flying toward its planes, Jupiter Airlines made some key design changes,

"We've completely child-proofed our home."

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Forest Management

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

'If you insist on doing the barbeque,I insist on alerting the Fire Brigade !'

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

"I've invented the fire extinguisher."

Fire Assembly Point

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"