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They couldn't Convince Jimmy, the Smoke-Detector Salesman, that he hadn't gone to Heaven

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Smokey The Tree"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

The New Normal

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

'The casserole didn't make it.'

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Forest Management

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

'If you insist on doing the barbeque,I insist on alerting the Fire Brigade !'

"Due to the fire hazard of having so many lighted candles gathered in the same place I have made you two cakes! Happy Birthday!"

"I've invented the fire extinguisher."

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

Fire Assembly Point

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed."

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake