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'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Smokey The Tree"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

The New Normal

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

Fire door.

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

'The casserole didn't make it.'

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Forest Management

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

'If you insist on doing the barbeque,I insist on alerting the Fire Brigade !'

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'I know the fire's in the kitchen, but that program just irks the hell out of me.'

Fire Assembly Point

"I've invented the fire extinguisher."

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'