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"I don't understand why the Chief made us come outside for our smoking break."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"Smokey The Tree"

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

The New Normal

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

Fire door.

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

'The casserole didn't make it.'

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

Santa hosing the Chimney.

'If you insist on doing the barbeque,I insist on alerting the Fire Brigade !'

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

Forest Management

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

"Just one last crossing to make..."

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"