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Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Smokey The Tree"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

The New Normal

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

Fire door.

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

'The casserole didn't make it.'

The man who discovered smoke

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

Forest Management

'If you insist on doing the barbeque,I insist on alerting the Fire Brigade !'

"I've invented the fire extinguisher."

'I know the fire's in the kitchen, but that program just irks the hell out of me.'

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"