Fire Prevention Advocate Pillows

Global Warming and Western Wildfires.

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Smokey The Tree"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

The New Normal

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

'The casserole didn't make it.'

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

Forest Management

'If you insist on doing the barbeque,I insist on alerting the Fire Brigade !'

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'I know the fire's in the kitchen, but that program just irks the hell out of me.'

Fire Assembly Point

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

"I've invented the fire extinguisher."

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

"Due to the fire hazard of having so many lighted candles gathered in the same place I have made you two cakes! Happy Birthday!"

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"