Fire Prevention Pillows

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'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Smokey The Tree"

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

The New Normal

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Love your ambiance!"

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

'The casserole didn't make it.'

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

Forest Management

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

'I know the fire's in the kitchen, but that program just irks the hell out of me.'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"