Wildfire Prevention Pillows

Global Warming and Western Wildfires.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

A Hole in the Dike

"Smokey The Tree"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Woman escapes with cats.

Harsh Mellows.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

The New Normal

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

Burning love

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

Nobody likes a smore loser

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

USA Putting Out Fires

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

Pizza Rescue.