Wildfire Prevention Mugs

Global Warming and Western Wildfires.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

A Hole in the Dike

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Harsh Mellows.

"Smokey The Tree"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Woman escapes with cats.

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

The New Normal

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

Burning love

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

USA Putting Out Fires

'The casserole didn't make it.'

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"