Wildfire Prevention Enthusiast Mugs

"You realize there is no 'smokey bull'."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

The New Normal

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Roasting the Moneybox

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Flash Cuisine

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

The man who discovered smoke

Creepy Camp Stories.

'Is the fire included?'

'If you insist on doing the barbeque,I insist on alerting the Fire Brigade !'

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

Marshmallow Roast

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

"First camping trip, Billy?"

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

"Due to the fire hazard of having so many lighted candles gathered in the same place I have made you two cakes! Happy Birthday!"

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed."

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'