Fire Safety Fanatic Mugs

Happy birthday.

How to stop your inner child from playing with matches.

'I told you not to play with matches!'

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

Person in burning building wants plant watered by fireman

Man: 'NOW it works!!'

"Ultimately, I decided there was one way I could be sure about fire safety at home."

"And that's why we're not getting a fire breathing dragon."

"Do you have to do that here?!"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Smokey The Tree"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Woman escapes with cats.

The New Normal

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

Fire door.

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

California fires and Coronavirus

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."