Fire Safety Advocate Mugs

"Don't forget to call the Fire Department."

'I don't care if you built it yourself. This place is a fire trap.'

'Your resume says, 'only you can prevent forest fires.' Listen, pal... we work as a team here.'

'If you insist on doing the barbeque,I insist on alerting the Fire Brigade !'

"Honest, it wasn't me!"

"It happened at a book burning. It was one of those books I couldn't put down."

"Due to the fire hazard of having so many lighted candles gathered in the same place I have made you two cakes! Happy Birthday!"

Cigarette butts and forest fires

Athlete

'And everything was going great until the flaming sambucca at the Guy Fawkes party!'

Two firemen hosing a blaze in a christmas tree.

'I've been smoking too much lately!'

'Well somebody from here called us?'

"This is what happens when you lack a brain and throw your own surprise birthday party."

'I called the Fire Brigade but he was out on another job!'

Beaver Dam

"I knew you'd come!"

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

"Jack be nimble, Jack—oh, never mind"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Pool attached to child's bed.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man using to much bug spray

"Smokey The Tree"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"Getting the hang of it?"

"Careful."

The New Normal

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."