Fire Safety Guru Pillows

"Shouldn't you rake those up first and then set them on fire?"

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Smokey The Tree"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

The New Normal

AI Safety Officer

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

Job Safety - Hardhat.

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

Fire door.

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

The Hive, Inc. Think safety! 17 days without a honey boo-boo.

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

Nice park. . .

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

Beware of Everything

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

Safest Airline in The World

'I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.'