Wild West Watcher Gifts

'Mr landlord, something went wrong... I said 'Give me a home where the Buffalo roam', not 'Give me a room in a Buffalo home''!

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

Cowboy with hat out Title: 'Homeless on the Range'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Billy. The Kid.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Sign my yearbook?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Duck Hunt

"Mind the whale, dear."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Tallyho!"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'