Wild West Worrier Gifts

Agoraphobic Cowboys: 'Give me land, not much land, in a tight confining space please fence me in!'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

New Guy.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Nun Fight.

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

High Riders of the Old West

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

'Have you been waiting long?'

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Convertible. Must be nice."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

I hate monday mornings.

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

All-Verbal Westerns

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon