Wild West Worrier Pillows

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Nun Fight.

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Have you been waiting long?'

All-Verbal Westerns

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

I hate monday mornings.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."