Wild West Sheriff Fan Pillows

"So far I've gotten 2 bags of candy, 3 chocolate bars, and 5 bottles of sanitizer."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Nun Fight.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

High Riders of the Old West

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

'Have you been waiting long?'

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

All-Verbal Westerns

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Skate or die."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Cow duel.

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'