Sheriff Story Fan Pillows

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Billy. The Kid.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Cat Burglar

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

The evidence destroyed

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

Moses as a mobster.

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

PARALEGAL, 'Hi -- I'm a paracriminal.'

The Lawman

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

'We find the defendant guilty. I mean, why else would he go out and hire the best lawyer in town?'

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."