Sheriff At Heart Pillows

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Billy. The Kid.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

The Lawman

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

Sheriff.

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

Gun Ego

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.'

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

"Frank, how many times do I have to tell you, it's a posse, not a search engine."

The modern sheriff.

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

"Don't even think about it, cowboy."

'What about high noon? Is high noon good for you?'

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

"What?"

Continental marshal

"Deputy, round up a posse, I can't find my phone."

Uh-oh!

'They say he came to clean up the town.'