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'Just your credit cards. I don't feel safe carrying cash these days.'

Mugshot selfie stick

'Relax, he's just doing his job. Try not to bite his head off.'

"The old 'good cop, indifferent cop' routine."

N.Y.P.D. Good Cop/Bad Cop

They caught him pandaring

'Very sad...he was a sniffer for the MET.'

"A scythe? Why would anyone steal a scythe?"

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Cat Burglar

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

The evidence destroyed

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

Moses as a mobster.

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."

PARALEGAL, 'Hi -- I'm a paracriminal.'

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

'We find the defendant guilty. I mean, why else would he go out and hire the best lawyer in town?'

The Investigation

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.