Police Documentary Fan Pillows

'Can you hang on for half an hour? We're still waiting for the reality TV crew to turn up'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"But what's my motivation?"

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

The Investigation

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

Moon Line UP

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

Casting Wildlife Films.

'You got a search warrant?'

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

'At least he kept his promise not to go to the media or government.'

"Are you not infotained?!!"

"Next time you rob a bank, don't stick around to take a bunch of selfies with the money."

"Just follow me around for a day with a camera. It would make a great reality TV show. ... I'm serious."

'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.'