Television Documentary Fan Pillows

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Before the Internet

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"But what's my motivation?"

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

Casting Wildlife Films.

'I guess our fifteen minutes are up.'