Wild West Sheriff Fan Gifts

"So far I've gotten 2 bags of candy, 3 chocolate bars, and 5 bottles of sanitizer."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

Nun Fight.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

'Have you been waiting long?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"Convertible. Must be nice."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"Skate or die."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

All-Verbal Westerns

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

Cow duel.

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'