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"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

Cowboy with hat out Title: 'Homeless on the Range'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Billy. The Kid.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Sign my yearbook?"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Mind the whale, dear."

Duck Hunt

"Tallyho!"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'