Fire Lookout Gifts

'I can smell the smoke, but I can't spot the fire.'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"Love your ambiance!"

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'That's for false alarms...'

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

The man who discovered smoke

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

"Six fact checkers spontaneously combusting in one election cycle? Yeah, I am starting to see a pattern, Higgins."

Damn these sprinklers and government fire regulations.

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

Fire Assembly Point

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

In case of fire call yourself.

'The Grand Lama's gone nuts - We don't NEED fire drills!'

Tomorrow's Special: Flavored Whole Milk

'We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...'

"Fire down."

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

"This way, O' Brien."

'Isn't Daddy nice? -- He invented a night light for you!'

'It's primarily a toaster, but it has a lot of secondary functions.'

Studying Fire Behavior

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

Water Drop with a Surprise