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'I can smell the smoke, but I can't spot the fire.'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

"Love your ambiance!"

'That's for false alarms...'

The man who discovered smoke

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

"Six fact checkers spontaneously combusting in one election cycle? Yeah, I am starting to see a pattern, Higgins."

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

Damn these sprinklers and government fire regulations.

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

Fire Assembly Point

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

"Fire down."

"This way, O' Brien."

Studying Fire Behavior

In case of fire call yourself.

'The Grand Lama's gone nuts - We don't NEED fire drills!'

'It's primarily a toaster, but it has a lot of secondary functions.'

'We've created fire! We're Gods!'

'Isn't Daddy nice? -- He invented a night light for you!'

Tomorrow's Special: Flavored Whole Milk

'We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...'

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.