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'I don't know, Sparky. I think you just met your match.'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Good News about winter

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Smokey The Tree"

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

The New Normal

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"I'm really getting burned out here at work."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Love your ambiance!"

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

Before and After Thomas Edison

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

'The casserole didn't make it.'

Candle Moment