Fire Lighting Pillows

'I don't know, Sparky. I think you just met your match.'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Good News about winter

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Smokey The Tree"

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

The New Normal

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

"I'm really getting burned out here at work."

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"Love your ambiance!"

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

Before and After Thomas Edison

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

Candle Moment

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

'The casserole didn't make it.'