Fire Building T-Shirts

Zombie Campfire

Marshmallow Roast

'You're a hunting dog and you build a campfire downwind from a campsite?!'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Building Sandcastles.

Do it yourself books.

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"Smokey The Tree"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Lego Haircut

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"First snowman?"

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Building Blocks.