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Zombie Campfire

Marshmallow Roast

'You're a hunting dog and you build a campfire downwind from a campsite?!'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Building Sandcastles.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Do it yourself books.

"Smokey The Tree"

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Lego Haircut

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"First snowman?"

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

The New Normal

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'